🏆 FARM DECATHLON II COMING OCTOBER 2026 ◆ KEVIN "MEV" IS THE DEFENDING CHAMPION ◆ SEYER REPORTEDLY "TRAINING" (ONE HAY BALE, UNCONFIRMED) ◆ BRETT HAS 11 MONTHS OF PICKLEBALL PRACTICE AND ZERO TITLES ◆ SKEET SHOOTING IS BACK. KEVIN HAS BEEN BRIEFED ON THE SAFETY. ◆ 🏆 FARM DECATHLON II COMING OCTOBER 2026 ◆ KEVIN "MEV" IS THE DEFENDING CHAMPION ◆ SEYER REPORTEDLY "TRAINING" (ONE HAY BALE, UNCONFIRMED) ◆ BRETT HAS 11 MONTHS OF PICKLEBALL PRACTICE AND ZERO TITLES ◆ SKEET SHOOTING IS BACK. KEVIN HAS BEEN BRIEFED ON THE SAFETY. ◆

October 2026 · Cadet, Missouri

FARM DECATHLON

Est. 2025 · Theta Chi Alumni Division

"Ten Events. Five Friends. One Fish Trophy. Zero Mercy."

10 Events

5 Competitors

II Edition

1 Champion

2026 Power Rankings 2025 Results

Scroll

Road to October — Farm Decathlon II

—Days

—Hours

—Mins

—Secs

🏆

Defending Champion

Kevin "Mev"

Four event wins. A tiebreaker over Seyer. And enough swagger to buy a second Target executive chair and call it a trophy case. The champ is back.

View Profile

📜

2025 Inaugural Season

Year One

The Farm Decathlon launched in 2025 at Seyer's farm in Cadet, Missouri. Nine events completed. One cancelled. One champion crowned. History made.

Read the History

🔥

2026 Season Hype

Unfinished Business

Seyer wants his house back. Brett wants pickleball revenge. McGilvery wants his Yahtzee. Graham wants everything. Skeet Shooting is finally happening.

2026 Predictions

⚔️

Returning Competitors

All Five Back

Kevin, Seyer, Graham, Brett, and McGilvery return to Cadet. All with scores to settle. All with something to prove. None with enough sense to back down.

Meet the Field

Official Title Note: The 2025 championship was decided via tiebreaker — most individual event wins — after Kevin and Seyer finished tied on points. Kevin's four wins to Seyer's two was the deciding factor. Seyer has noted this. Repeatedly. In detail. To everyone.

Farm Decathlon Wire Service

Latest Headlines

All the news that's fit to print from Cadet, Missouri and the surrounding area

2026 Season Preview · What Actually Matters

The Storylines

October 2026 · Cadet, Missouri

FIVE MEN.
ONE FARM.

The Field

Meet the Competitors

Five Theta Chi brothers. One farm. Infinite delusion.

Full Competitor Profiles

The Competition

10 EVENTS.
ZERO MERCY.

The Competition

The 10 Events

Full Event Guide

October 2026

THE ROAD
TO CADET

"Every mile between here and Cadet, Missouri is a mile closer to finding out who you really are under pressure."

2026 Power Rankings Enter the War Room